My unborn child is a JERK!
SarcasticWe got to listen to the baby's heartbeat. Was a big deal for me cause they didn't let me in the room when they gave DD her first sonogram, so this was my first "seeing/hearing" of the baby. It's little heart was aparently really easy to pick up, and the nurse found it before she even got finished explaining how it can sometimes take a little bit and not to worry if she doesn't find it right away and OH, there it is. Then the little thing wiggled away from her and she lost it and had to go searching again. And then she found it. And then our baby KICKED her. HAHAHAHAHA! It's a little jerk already! Awesomeness! I couldn't be a prouder daddy!
And you know what else is awesome? Our next apointment, the one where she's geting all the big, detailed sonograms (that i'm suposed to be allowed in there this time) that check all the baby's organs and development and sex and all...it's on friggin HALLOWEEN! Thats awesomeness right there. Gonna be the best halloween EVER. Even better then the one when i was 7 and got TWO bags fulla candy...Or the one where I was 3 and wore a cheesy optimus prime costume...You know the ones, painful plastic mask and a plastic smock?
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Halloween huh? Well... isn't that a STRANGE coincidence. Perhaps foreshadowing... >_> ^_^
Congrats... I bet you cried!
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I have a monkey and a deathnote!
YOU RACIST!! They're elves, who cares if they're black?
Seriously though, congrats and good luck on the 31st!!
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Holy Testicle of Vhaeraun, Batman!
And no, I didn't cry. I'm not really a crier, whether cases of extreme happy or sad.
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There's something special that Assey hates about each and every one of you.
He may not know you well enough to know just what that is yet, but we both know it's there.
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There's something special that Assey hates about each and every one of you.
He may not know you well enough to know just what that is yet, but we both know it's there.
... I just realized something. To give your child a child's life, you two will HAVE to go outside every once in awhile ... and in PUBLIC no less!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!
FACE!!!
Your kid is awesome already!!! They will already make you do things you hate doing!!
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Holy Testicle of Vhaeraun, Batman!
hehe... when she gets really big and pregnant... she told me you could totally play with her bellybutton. In fact, she's looking forward to walking around in public with you and having you turn and push it back in...only to have it pop back out all freakish like. ^_^ She told me.
Tch..no crying... I bet you're just saying that to cover yourself. Ya dun want anyone to know what a girly man you are!
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I have a monkey and a deathnote!
YOU RACIST!! They're elves, who cares if they're black?
And I'll lett dd know YOU told me all this information so when i do it, fully knowing about the convo you already had with her about it, YOU will recieve all the blame. HA
And everybody knows how lame a girly man i already am, i don't try covering that up...but i'm still not a crier
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There's something special that Assey hates about each and every one of you.
He may not know you well enough to know just what that is yet, but we both know it's there.
Do you really want to add tattletale to that long list of flaws you're racking up there?
^_^
you know... it's ok for boys to cry. ^_~
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I have a monkey and a deathnote!
YOU RACIST!! They're elves, who cares if they're black?
And Misery just tells you it's ok so you look over his daily morning sobs
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There's something special that Assey hates about each and every one of you.
He may not know you well enough to know just what that is yet, but we both know it's there.
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